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Whether they are praising us or scolding us, Moms always have a quotable one-liner waiting to let us know exactly what they think. While it’s always a good idea to take Mom seriously while she’s saying it, we can’t help but look back and laugh sometimes.

Here are a few of our favorite Motherisms.

Top 10 All-Time

Health & Hygiene



New Clothes and Hand-Me-Downs

Running Away

Lost and Found




The Guilt Trip

When You Really Deserve It

The Ultimate Insult

Subtle (and not-so-subtle) Reminders

Sage Advice


When Baby Bird Leaves the Nest

Financial Advice

Anytime, Anyplace




Oooops, We Forgot One!

       ... which is why you need to check out our Motherisms Myth-Busting page!







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